
Troughout his countless battles with slippers en loafers he protects us all from a fate worst then death: cold feet, nibbled toes and ragged rugs. We honour his heroic mission as he continues to supports the unsung heroes, shoelacers and three legged cats.

Sharing her life changing experiences and cultural exchanges troughout her overdocumented hiking trips and sharing her visual impeti she is the protector of the spineless, hiking subcultures and domesticated sansevarias

Feeding the hungry with her famous recipe of trappist infused beefstew and patato fries, she not only saved millions but also started her own conservative restaurant guide. Her principal worshippers are the little pleasures, traditionalists and mayonaise.

Despite his noble birth he decides to bring prosperity, novelty and true miricales to the poor and misirable. This immer radiant benevolent sweet talker is the parton saint of the gullibly wishful, gold lined clouds and carperfisching miners.

This enigmatic martyr of a society ill suited for the misfits and overthinkers chose a simpler excistence off the grid and into the wild. He is the savior of public transportation, broken dreams and pintatas with pickels

Living by his moto “voor-komen is beter dan genezen”, he cures the sick of their hope by looking fabulous. His relics are a tuna gin-tonic, a salve of beaver saliva and oinky ointments. This saint vows to protect the birdwatchers, apple-marketeers and mud.

As a beacon to masculinity he persist to hone his instinct and shun the world. He travels the artic in a conquest for the queen . His battle with icebears and snowflakes are a constant inspiration for the oppressed, sickly competitive and packleaders

Following serendipity and pious manifestations, she shares her salvation of “zelfontplooiing” to all with the misfortune of meeting her . She inspires the glassblowers, commercial papermills and non-adventurous poker players

In his passion to reflect, project and understand light he formulated three laws to govern responsibility and accusibility. He gave us a way to cope with that wich we don’t wish to see. He supports the sort-sighted, the guild of gaslighters and cute puppies.

Spreading purity, Saint Bovida refines the riches of the earth a to trinckets of troep. She worships the invisible hand of the market and blesses the designers, easy references and acidification
